Our Letter to "Prophet Yahweh"
June 1, 2005

Hi Prophet,
       I hope all is well with you. We are getting inquiries about certain beliefs you either held in the past, or embrace currently. We have no way of knowing, since there is no statement of beliefs connected to your website or any writings you endorse. I have an obligation to the media, my fellow theologians, my readers, and those who follow my work closely to answer their questions to the best of my ability. Therefore it is important that I present you with the questions at issue.
       These are not just questions we have received, but have appeared all over the Internet, and they are backed up with links providing documentation. The bloggers have it and they are like a hungry pack of wolves that will devour anything they deem as weak. My presence in this field is obvious and my website is being mentioned in connection with your mission. I am a member of the Religious Newswriters Association and the American Academy of Religion, and the only recognized scholar for either organization in our fields of study; eschatology and exotheology. When the mainstream media begins to research these issues, I will be called upon to address the questions I have presented to you. I do not want to misrepresent you in any way and am prepared to defend you on these issues, but I must know how you feel about them. Here are the questions I have received:
1. Do you believe God is black man? By the way, for your information, I am sort of pale in color, and I don't care if God is any particular color except maybe pink; but if he was I would learn to like pink.
2. Is it your contention that the sole purpose of the two witnesses will be to remove all the people from Israel and replace them with your followers who are exclusively Black Israelites? If so, what is the scriptural basis for this belief?
3. All your pronouncements seem to relate only to yourself and black brothers and sisters who will follow you. Does this mean God has no plan for any other members of any other race?
4. From a theological perspective, where are the scriptures relating to prophets actually summoning God to appear?
5. A related question, which is the most common I have received, concerns the verses you say anyone can use to summon UFOs. Could you provide the scriptural backing for this?
6. Do you hold the belief that you will build a Temple in the desert and take your followers there for protection from the end-times disasters in prophecy?
7. The statement "And they're here, to take over, it's just that simple." leaves little other than a dictatorship to ponder. Do have any writings or beliefs about what God will do after he takes over?
       If there is a website, or any writings I can access, to give me a proper perspective on these matters, please steer me toward them. Of course you can call me and we can discuss these issues directly, or you can simply answer them by email. I am very aware that you are swamped, but please consider that you have pointed people in my direction and they are coming in droves. My integrity in this field is based on my complete candor with the media, my associates, and my readers. Your integrity, at this point, is of the utmost importance. We just need to explain these issues in forthright manner and we will both be able to rise above this gathering feeding frenzy.
       I am following your progress closely and must say, other than the few detractors, you are doing very well. The copout by Channel 13 seems to be back-firing in their faces. Thank you in advance for your consideration in this matter and I am looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Thank you,

Patrick Cooke