Stop Asking Me To Unsubscribe You!
June 10, 2005

Dear List,

Please don't email me asking to be unsubscribed!

Why are you trying to manipulate me to do what you can do by just clicking the "Unsubscribe" link at the bottom of each email?

I know why you are asking me to do it.

You are doing it because you want me to know you are leaving and see that you are unsubscribing with nasty words, punctuations, and attitudes in an attempt to strike at me.

But, it doesn't work against a man like me.

As the old saying goes, "don't go away angry, just go away."

And, the way you can go away is to click on the "Unsubscribe" link at the bottom of my emails and quit lying to me saying that when you try to do it, somehow it doesn't work!

Because, I am not going to make the effort of going to my group, logging in, going to my management area, searching for your email and unsubscribing you.

If you don't unsubscribe yourself, it won't get done!

Sincerely,

PY